And thanks to the internet, I realized that I never have to buy microwave popcorn again. I just throw a quarter cup of popcorn kernals into a brown paper bag, roll the top twice, and nuke it for about a minute and a half. Bam! Light, fluffy popcorn, without any additives. I'll shake in a tiny bit of butter and then tasty toppings: cinnamon and sugar, parmesan cheese, seasoning salt...sky's the limit. It's my new favorite treat, so cheap and easy and not even that bad for you. Yum!