Guess who's road tripping to Portland for President's Day weekend? (Where young people go to retire.) It's supposed to be a climbing trip, but I will probably be too busy eating at food carts, drinking bubble tea, visiting the coast (The ocean!) and scamming hipster's style to climb much.
p.s.-new show spoofing Portland, this preview for it was my favorite part. Watch the clips, skip the show unless you love SNL-like ackwardness.