Got a 1am text to check out this blog, and the next thing I know, I'm hunched halfway over, giggling helplessly to myself trying to scrape tears away from my squinted eyes so that I can keep using them to pour the silliness in. Oh man. "Spiders are like little pieces of death wrapped in scary." Maybe it's just because I ought to be sleeping, but that's some fine writing, friends. Oh, the internet, how I love you.