Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Dear American Apparel,

You can call it a "hip bag", make it out of too-shiny nylon, and strap it to a flat as a board model, but the fanny pack isn't going to come back. You've had enough wins, maybe it's ok to just let this one go.

6 comments:

  1. p.s., American Apparel: we won't be fooled when you try to re-market this piece of garbage as a 'purse' next season.

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  2. LOL!
    Hope they won't add more volume to our already full land field...

    xo*

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  3. Ha ha ha! Totally agree. There is a girl at school who is always wearing a Gucci fanny pack - just because it's from some expensive designer, doesn't make it fashionable!

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  4. Oh. No. Anything but that. I'm okay with the leggings, leg warmers, belted shirts and high-tops (pushing it). But I draw the line at fanny packs. That photo is really probably the most hideous thing I've ever seen.

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  5. agreed, but what I want to know is A) who's brilliant idea was this so we can send them letters concerning their sanity and b) has anyone actually bought one so we can report them to the fashion policc

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  6. Can you imagine that marketing meeting? "let's bring back the fanny pack. We'll put a catchy spin on it and add some funky fabric, and the masses will come running." Fail.

    p.s.- What is up with all their porny photos? I'm usually a little scandalized looking at their website.

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