For her husband's 40th birthday, Mighty Girl wrote a list of 40 reasons why she loves her husband. Number 13 says "Your resume is so absurd, it reads like fiction." Folks, that may have just become my new life goal. Luminescent plankton? Sign me up.
There's some other good ones on there also worth aspiring to- like number 21, "When your phone rings, and the caller ID reads unknown, you assume it’s the Secret Service because it almost always is." Post here.